christinahaberkern:

Ways to get me to ignore your Match email; using a generic message that you so obviously copy/pasted to every profile you’ve come across that strikes your interest.

And yes, it’s a Saturday night at 10:30 and I’m reading my Match email. What of it.

Wow, there is so much nerd humor in that email it’s not even funny. ReTOOLing, wow that really gets a girl’s blood pumping.  That line about machines lying to you is  HILARIOUS. I could just imagine the date conversations, about cool things such as C++ programming and the new Windows coming out!! Maybe after Greg’s cool date you could go update your OS’s at his crib.
Things would be even awesomer if he showed up to the date in 2 DIFFERENT pairs of SHOES! OMG!! This guy is a crack up.