At least he’s clean and sober!

“Went on first date with a guy, met at the bowling alley. First thing he says is how his arms used to be bigger but he doesn’t lift weights now cuz he hurt his elbow. He can’t hear me when I speak in a normal voice. I talk louder..he continues talking..then tells me he has injured his ear so he can’t hear well. OK, so, why would someone 1) go on a BOWLING date when their bowling arm is injured 2) go to a bowling alley if they have hearing problems?
We go inside, I explain I’ve reserved a lane. I ask him if he’s sure he wants to bowl since he’s injured and he assures me he does. The topic of conversation for the next 15 minutes is how many famous people he’s dated and met while in Austin, (Sandra Bullock..really??? oh come on..) folks he used to party with, and eventually it comes out that he is newly sober and clean, lives in a sober house. And didn’t write his own profile nor did he write any of the multiple e-mails we (I thought it was WE) exchanged prior to meeting. He had his buddy do it cuz he doesn’t know how to use the computer. After one game, he wants to smoke, which means of course shoes have to come off..game has to be paid for..and then after a little chit chat says he doesn’t want to keep me out late. This is fine by me, and I get home about oh..an hour after I originally left for our date. So the whole thing took about 45 minutes.”

- Anonymous

I’m gonna go ahead and add compulsive liar to the list of this guy’s faults. Well that and the fact he may have blown asian business men for drug money.