Whipping it out

“I met a guy over the past couple of weeks and yesterday we decided to meet. We both live in Edmonton but at opposite ends so we meet at a Tim Horton’s halfway. He is really nice, Itallian, cute he is really into me I can tell because after ten minutes he is holding my hand on the table and after an hour gives me a little kiss. So we talk for a couple of hours and then decide to go for dinner. It was great had Indian food, talked some more, have a lot in common. The we decide to catch a movie so we go to Marley and me and during the movie he gets close, hands on my leg kissing etc. not throughout the movie but just once in a while you know. So the movie ends and it 10 p.m. and I think, what the heck I am going to invite him back to my place. Not something I ever do but I like this guy, he is “normal” ha ha. He says no he’s tired been up since 5 so I am okay and he says I will sit with you in your car while it warms up. Thats so sweet right? He gets in and starts kissing me then whips it out and wants me to give hima BJ right there in the parking lot! I am freaked and tell him to forget it! What a way to ruin a really nice romantic evening. He would have gotten lucky if he had come to my place but he chooses this instead!”

- Anonymous

To be fair, you were going to fuck him back at your place? oh internet dating…