Steak and Shake… nice

“So, I’ve been on afew dates from the internet, afew friends made, and some of the most embarrassing nights of my life, almost makes me worried about dating again!! This one night, this cute cute Kid from here kept messaging me, he was demanding, but sweet, and I decided since I had no plans, to meet up with him for dinner and a Movie. (Cliche? and at steak and shake too?) Well, he decided to show in shredded jeans, oil stained shirt, made me pay for dinner, and asked every 5-20 minutes if i put out and wanted to go to his place. Being it was a movie I really really wanted to see, We continued to the movie, he could not keep his hands off! He kept moving my arms and my body, before telling me, he likes to be dominant and tell me how to sit and move and do things, and that I better like it too…. Don’t get me wrong, Dominant guys? Heck yeah! This one… goddess save me. So after the movie, he pulls the “Wanna go back to my place, I have some movies I want to watch, the wife has my kid.” and I’m like wtf.. kid? WTF wife????? so I am like…. Sure!! We both pull out from the movies, he started heading to highway, i pull around the back of the building, out onto the back road and hightail it behind a krispy creme and cut the lights… >.< Blocked the number the next day.”

-Anonymous from Okcupid

That must have been a hell of a movie to be able to sit next to that guy for 2 hours. You should have saw something with animation in it, he could have brought his kids along. That would have been super romantic.