Must not have been Jewish

I met a guy online that was about 2 hours away from me, but in a city i visit relatively often or at least drive through. We talked for a good while and he seemed like a pretty cool guy. So the next time i had plans to drive down i told him about it and we decided to hang out. So I had never had Pho before and he thought i’d like it, we go and sit down at the place and one of the first sentences out of his mouth was “If you had a baby boy, would you circumcise him?” I sat and thought about it for a while and was like huh, well i think i would. Personally i think it looks not so scary when it’s cut so why not. The kid wont remember a thing of it anyways. All of a sudden he starts practically YELLING at me, calling me a child mutilator and god knows what else. I remember the waiter sitting there like staring at us mouth dropped open because he came over to take our order and my date is on a rampage over foreskin. So he announces in a tone that the whole place can hear that he’s NOT circumcised and how it’s SO much better (how the hell would he know?) and god, cant even remember what else came out of his mouth that night i just sat shoveling pho down my mouth trying to get out of there. Then when i was dropping him off (he didnt have a car) he wants me to sing to him, so then HE starts singing… Later on after i got home and hadnt had the time to block him from AIM, i get a random message from some balls to the wall crazy guy that he gave my SN to, to talk to me about his mother had him circumcised and now he’s scarred for life because of it and he wants his foreskin back….

-Anonymous