This one comes from Christina who also joined match.com with high hopes. They were immediately smashed to smithereens by this lovely gem of a guy. I enjoy the doggystyle bits; Classy.

You’re a pretty hot little nerd. Ayway, i’ts late so I’ll just wrapp this up quick. I’ve started to get bored againg latley. Nothing to do. I’m unemployed, not a lot of cash, no women in my life that i like all that much. the one i’m seeingn now is so boring. I only hang out with her for sex but that’s boring too. she never says anything during sex. I can barley hear her breath. Maybe i’m just a bad lay. But even so, other girls at least can fake it or try somthing different from time to time. Did you know that there are gils out there who don’t know how to give head and don’t do it doggystyle? I seem to have a knack at finding these types. The doggystyle thing is what’s the strangest. Do they think jesus is watching and he only wants to see it done missionary. I need to read the bible and see if it says anything about doggystyle. I’m sure it doesn’t. I should start carrying around the bible and when I find my self in a girls bed I can show her that the lord is fine with them bending over on the edge of the bed and howling like a monkey.

Anyway, a bit about me. i’m like you in a sence, i can fit in anywhere if I want to. I just hate having to fake it too much. When I just don’t like someone I just don’t try at all. What for? My ex used to have a lot of friends I didn’t like. When I was courting her I had to put on the bullshit charm but once she fell for me I told them to go fuck themselves. It felt alot better that wasting my charm on some group of party girls. You know the type. Besides, I only have so much charm to begin with. I can’t afford to waste a drop. Assuming it’s some sort of liquid. That will be all now. It’s really late and I have to get up early for church. I got to ask the preacher guy about this problem with doggystyle. I’m sure I wont be hearing from you but it’s been nice staring at your picture while I typed this goofy messee to you. Bye.

Now call me old-fashioned, but this guy strikes me as someone who would totally practice choking off.

We can only hope the next time he does it, he doesn’t wake up with the lemon he stuck in his mouth.