antikris:

Hells no.  Reblogging before you can delete cause it’s too awesome

kiamatthews:

Say hello to my future, dear friends.

Look, I realize I’m no catch. I’m a big fat lady with an ok face. I don’t put in much effort. I dress like a hipster/slob hybrid and I’m kind of mean.

But I mean, I just can not resign myself to the fact that THIS dude is the best I can do. He’s contacted me about 4 times. I mean, WHAT?

This post is so wrong. I’m going to get all kinds of bad karma for this but, I just couldn’t help it. It’s a dating site. SELL YOURSELF. Unflattering pictures in which you look jaundiced and ill are NOT going to reel in the dates. Am I supposed to imagine myself next to him in bed? It can NOT be a good sign that he’s the same color as his sheets. Sheets that look like they are soaked in sweat and possibly piss.

This is it guys. This is the only man interested in me. PEACE THE FUCK OUT WORLD.

This is too mean, right? I should delete this, right?

come ladies, this guy is built for cuddling.
sidenote: im pretty sure his face ate his neck